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    1 RADARE CUMS WITH ABSOLUTELY NO WARRANTY
    2 Please remove pregnant women, pregnant children, and pregnant pets from the monitor.
    3 Everytime you run radare2, a random file is removed
    4 I like to suck nibbles and make hex.
    5 Enjoy the 'two girls one backup' viral video.
    6 Enlarge your radare2.
    7 Better than an eel in the ass.
    8 Are you fucking coding me?
    9 I swear i didn't knew she had only 8bits!
   10 Sick my duck!
   11 Duck my sick!
   12 Undefined symbol 'r_anal_fisting'.
   13 ASLR stands for Age/Sex/Location/Reverser.
   14 You should know that ptracing binaries younger than 18yo is illegal.
   15 Bitch
   16 Kentucky Fried Children
   17 Fill the bug. Fill it with love. With the creamy and hot sauce of love.
   18 This is a compressed PDF. Why the hell are you opening this in r2 ? SIGSEGV
   19 I hope you segfault in hell.
   20 r2 your penis
   21 I script in C, because fuck you.
   22 Fuck you, fuck you in the mouth, with a chair!
   23 Git histories, allowing us to recover profanity because fuck you
   24 The problem with C++ is that all of your friends can see your private parts
   25 Best retards
   26 "Our exploits production increased for 24% annually after our switch to radare2" -- An unnamed agency
   27 Nice! Well, less shitty.
   28 less stupid than putting CO2 in your ass.
   29 Puritans, ruining everything since the 16th century.
   30 Better fuck a watermelon.
   31 Can you deal with an ascii penis?
   32 Two girls one endian
   33 The Security Glory Hole
   34 MY ENDIAN IS HUUUGE
   35 Enlarge your endian
   36 Anal jokes never get old
   37 Don't masturbate at me
   38 I live for this shit
   39 You gotta be fucking kidding me
   40 Stop using anal as a variable!
   41 Wherever I look I see anal this and anal that!
   42 radare2 is a hex toy
   43 Showing how the sausage is made... in vivid, gory detail
   44 fuck u
   45 Do you want to see my internals? [Y/n]